As the weather is changing people are being significantly more affectionate to their Saturday night cuddle buddy. The problem is that this affection is being displayed in public and it’s becoming pretty annoying. Here is a list of things that are bothersome and I asked couples to refrain from these activities in public in order to maintain the sanity of single people.
• Backrubs at church… most distracting thing on earth
• Backrubs on Splash Mountain… this is a children’s park please
• Kissing is public… save it for the bedroom
• Waffling it
• Giggling
• Hogging the sidewalk with romantic nightly strolls
• Talking about marriage after two weeks… What. The. Hell.
Thank you
<3 The Nunnery
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