Lesson Learned: Do not compare tooshies to baked goodies

As nuns we lack the confidence to express our true feelings to the boy we admire. We tend to marvel at our crush from a far, enchanted by the way he walks down the hallway in his letterman jacket or how his face turns beet red when he laughs…okay sorry, I was reminiscing a moment. During an immature phase of my life that is still pending, my roommate and I decided to obtain a boy in our ward’s attention by sending a personalized card. The handmade concoction included a colored drawing of a muffin coming out of an oven. Inside it asked,

“Does your Daddy own a bakery? Because your buns are amazing!”

Obviously this is extremely middle school and definitely not a mature way of obtaining your crush’s attention. However when these types of acts are done in an anonymous manner it does lessen the stupidity factor. To Mark I apologize perpetually for contributing to the joke that caused a laugh throughout the ward. Also I am sorry for staring at your firm behind on multiple occasions.

<3 The Nunnery