1. Instead of having a face-to-face conversation with a boy, you’d rather have one over fb chat
2. You create elaborate schemes to get him to acknowledge your existence. Such schemes would include: creating an IM account to talk to him as a mystery girl (shout out to my middle school days), conveniently showing up at a place that he frequents, making him a homemade valentine with an encrypted message that means I love you
3. You decide not to dress grungy on the days of the week that you know you will somehow see him, but every other day you like a hot mess.
4. You have only been on a handful of dates in your life with boys you didn’t really even like, know, or been set-up with.
5. You’ve never had a real bf and you’re pushing 23
6. You’ve never been kissed and you’re pushing 23
7. The thought of a relationship excites you and terrifies you at the same time
8. You have flirted all your life, but no one’s ever feelin’ it. They move away from you when you come up to them; they avoid because you’ve become a creeper
9. You have already made a plan to move to a big city and live up the single life at 30 because you think you won’t get married (not true!).
10. You have more crushes on celebrities than on actual people.
<3 The Nunnery
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