Actually no I don’t want a boyfriend because I think they are bad habits that girls just can’t break. When my friend recently stated that she wanted a boyfriend, I was reminded of the unfortunate fact that many girls just want boyfriends to have one, hence the arm candy theory. I have heard of this theory numerous times, I remember my old roommate saying that all she wanted for Christmas was a boyfriend and a sweater. Is this true? Do girls really just picture boys as potential “handbags” to wear?
The problem is that if your beginning mindset revolves around being “In a relationship”, the situation is doomed from the start. Soon after, the annoying tendencies will reveal themselves and you will have a dilemma. This is why I wish you could go to a store and rent a boyfriend. I know what you’re thinking, but no I’m not suggesting an escort service. When I was a little girl there was a TV movie on the Disney Channel where the children were given three coins to go to the mommy market and pick out a new mom. The potential moms were essentially categorized as an athletic mom, a rich mom, and a wholesome mom. Basically they were older versions of the Spice Girls: Sporty, Posh, and Baby Spice. Lets be honest, boys can easily be categorized. There are the nerds, jocks, triathletes (they get their own category), sci-fi freaks, business moguls, outdoor enthusiasts, political advocates, gamestop whores, etc.
Imagine the convenience of going to a boyfriend market with labels already attached, kind of like price tags. We could rent them and by trail and error find the type of boy that suits us best. I personally think this is practical solution for girls who break out in hives by the thought of dating and who simply want to try out a boy without the full-pledge commitment.
<3 The Nunnery
2 comments:
You wanna see a funny picture of an escort???
http://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?pid=32843955&id=17830505&ref=fbx_album
see if that works.. if not go to my album on FB titled "LA Zoo" and you will see it. bahahaha I die of laughter every time. Look at the faces of that family passing by the two. That lady got back. She should have been in the Thong Song MV.
I've seen those "Grow a boyfriend" thins... always tempted to purchase one. ;)
Heck if there was a bf market I'd be all up on that shizzz. haha.
VirginLips are you looking for commitment? Are you the type of girl that scared of that? Or is that what you want? I'm confuzzled.
I DO like the picture!
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